Poppy Yasmin McGee, could have been a star of the screen.
Quaker, tattooed, bit of a geek.
Sometimes I prefer Mario Kart to a wank.
Tessellation is my masturbation. Musical self harmer.
I feel like I’ve lived a thousand wretched lives before and I’m exhausted from ruining every one of them.
“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.”
This is the most dangerous thing I have ever seen marketed at the elderly. Bravo JML you have outdone yourselves. Can’t reach your feet to wash them well? Why not balance on an oversized nail brush and hopefully not fall over and break your hip.