Shame City Space Cadet.
Give me words
Offerings
Things my face does Musical Selfharming
Poppy Yasmin McGee, could have been a star of the screen.
Quaker, tattooed, bit of a geek.
Crafty.
Sometimes I prefer Mario Kart to a wank.
Tessellation is my masturbation. Musical self harmer.
I feel like I’ve lived a thousand wretched lives before and I’m exhausted from ruining every one of them.
“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.”
Poppy Yasmin McGee, could have been a star of the screen.
Quaker, tattooed, bit of a geek.
Crafty.
Sometimes I prefer Mario Kart to a wank.
Tessellation is my masturbation. Musical self harmer.
I feel like I’ve lived a thousand wretched lives before and I’m exhausted from ruining every one of them.
“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.”
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#Nanny
#Grandparents
#old people
#Funny
#camping
#trains
#travel
#disabled
Nanny: You can phone ahead on the train to book special assistance getting on and off.
Me: I think that’s for the disabled…
Nanny: Well if you will insist on taking that big bag and tent camping with you.
My Nan comes up with some classics x
