Shame City Space Cadet.
Poppy Yasmin McGee, could have been a star of the screen.
Quaker, tattooed, bit of a geek.
Crafty.
Sometimes I prefer Mario Kart to a wank.
Tessellation is my masturbation. Musical self harmer.
I feel like I’ve lived a thousand wretched lives before and I’m exhausted from ruining every one of them.
“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.”
This is the most dangerous thing I have ever seen marketed at the elderly. Bravo JML you have outdone yourselves. Can’t reach your feet to wash them well? Why not balance on an oversized nail brush and hopefully not fall over and break your hip.
I just went to have my boots re-heeled on my lunch break. They were wearing thin and I suddenly feared that even a step further than the cobblers would lead to certain boot demise. Anyway the cobbler said my boots smelt nice, I wonder if this is crossing the line?!? Breaking some kind cobblers code?!? Is there a cobblers code so as to prevent foot fetishists going into the profession? Are potential cobblers vetted in any way to assess their cobbling motive? Or is it positively encouraged as a healthy, helpful outlet for feety fantasies? Either way he did a good job so I can’t complain but it has made me wonder a lot of wonders.
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