Poppy Yasmin McGee, could have been a star of the screen.
Quaker, tattooed, bit of a geek.
Sometimes I prefer Mario Kart to a wank.
Tessellation is my masturbation. Musical self harmer.
I feel like I’ve lived a thousand wretched lives before and I’m exhausted from ruining every one of them.
“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.”
Tacky Yoda and Darth Vader slippers, these giant slippers are the kind my nan used to buy us every christmas. Giant rabbits you put for whole foot into the stomach of, massive pink glittered claws so thick you lost all sense of balance. If you survived getting down the stairs christmas morning in the festive pair of death shoes you won. You won life for another year. And of course the chance to fake delight to my lovely nan for said slippers. x