Shame City Space Cadet.
Poppy Yasmin McGee, could have been a star of the screen.
Quaker, tattooed, bit of a geek.
Crafty.
Sometimes I prefer Mario Kart to a wank.
Tessellation is my masturbation. Musical self harmer.
I feel like I’ve lived a thousand wretched lives before and I’m exhausted from ruining every one of them.
“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.”
Tacky Yoda and Darth Vader slippers, these giant slippers are the kind my nan used to buy us every christmas. Giant rabbits you put for whole foot into the stomach of, massive pink glittered claws so thick you lost all sense of balance. If you survived getting down the stairs christmas morning in the festive pair of death shoes you won. You won life for another year. And of course the chance to fake delight to my lovely nan for said slippers. x
I would have killed for these as a kid, though given that when my Nan first tried to knit I demanded a yellow jumper with Darth Vader and an army of Stormtroopers behind him (I had drawn a charming diagram) she gave up pretty sharpish and I never even had these little fellows.
I would totally make them into gloves x
Scrub scrub Star Wars soaps for my tub.
Ah, my baby is going to be such a little geek - so cute x
I need a nice new leather bag anyway, this, this bag is everything I need. Please god somebody get it for me. You will receive a smile a day for a year. Yoda Satchel.
More mexican sugar skull Star Wars art, I want something along these lines tattooed so badly.
Some more amazing star wars vegetable carvings x
More Batman/Star wars mash up goodness.
Get in my face. Star wars pizzas.
Facebook fans of mine will remember my Lego advent calendar from last year and the joys it brought to the world. I thought I would never have such a wonderful Christmas countdown again but Lego has outdone itself this year.
LEGO, STAR WARS, ADVENT CALENDAR!
please check the photo of some of the things you get - Yoda santa????
oh god I’m actually 5 years old again.
